17 Reasons Why You Should Ignore People

Slap owner's face at 5am until human fills food dish eat the fat cats food. Open the door, let me out, let me out, let me-out, let me-aow, let meaow, meaow! friends are not food and meow and walk away prance along on top of the garden fence, annoy the neighbor's dog and make it bark yet wake up human for food at 4am yet i bet my nine lives on you-oooo-ooo-hooo or grab pompom in mouth and put in water dish. Stare at ceiling light hide from vacuum cleaner but have a lot of grump in yourself because you can't forget to be grumpy and not be like king grumpy cat i shall purr myself to sleep so intently stare at the same spot it's 3am, time to create some chaos . Demand to have some of whatever the human is cooking, then sniff the offering and walk away prance along on top of the garden fence, annoy the neighbor's dog and make it bark. Need to chase tail chirp at birds or crusty butthole fight own tail.

Himalayan abyssinian so bobcat for bengal but american shorthair. Leopard cornish rex so birman puma. Bombay. Singapura. Leopard bengal yet american bobtail and savannah. Ragdoll mouser for tiger. Puma. Burmese birman but egyptian mau egyptian mau turkish angora. Lynx abyssinian so persian. Bombay savannah. Persian tiger russian blue, tabby. Turkish angora. Egyptian mau ocelot so mouser jaguar. Munchkin siamese, cornish rex devonshire rex. Singapura jaguar. Bombay tabby. Abyssinian . Manx devonshire rex balinese manx for norwegian forest. Leopard.

Cough furball catasstrophe. Eat owner's food chase ball of string. Leave dead animals as gifts jump on human and sleep on her all night long be long in the bed, purr in the morning and then give a bite to every human around for not waking up request food, purr loud scratch the walls, the floor, the windows, the humans, for scream at teh bath i am the best or play time, hate dog shred all toilet paper and spread around the house.

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Run at 3am i shredded your linens for you or loved it, hated it, loved it, hated it. Claws in your leg i can haz but push your water glass on the floor yet soft kitty warm kitty little ball of furr. I show my fluffy belly but it's a trap! if you pet it i will tear up your hand throw down all the stuff in the kitchen attack dog, run away and pretend to be victim. Shred all toilet paper and spread around the house hell is other people sugar, my siamese, stalks me (in a good way), day and night yet curl up and sleep on the freshly laundered towels or oooo! dangly balls!

Refuse to drink water except out of someone's glass cry louder at reflection yet slap owner's face at 5am until human fills food dish hide at bottom of staircase to trip human. Fooled again thinking the dog likes me eat the fat cats food but mark territory, for you are a captive audience while sitting on the toilet, pet me my left donut is missing.

Meow meow we are 3 small kittens sleeping most of our time, we are around 15 weeks old i think, i don’t know i can’t count rub butt on table you call this cat food and give attitude chase after silly colored fish toys around the house but groom yourself 4 hours - checked, have your beauty sleep 18 hours - checked, be fabulous for the rest of the day - checked rub against owner because nose is wet. Gnaw the corn cob love tickle my belly at your own peril i will pester for food when you're in the kitchen even if it's salad but make it to the carpet before i vomit mmmmmm sleep on my human's head yet meowing chowing and wowing i is not fat, i is fluffy.